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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Funny presents quotes bring laughter and joy to gift-giving moments 🎁😂 Whether you’re wrapping up a quirky surprise or just want to add some humor to your card, these witty lines make every present unforgettable 🎉😜 Get ready to spread smiles and giggles with the perfect playful words that turn any gift into a memorable laugh fest! 🎈🎊

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Share →: Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Seems like the Three Wise Men were a bit confused on the concept of practical baby gifts 🤔🎁 I mean, gold, frankincense, and myrrh are nice and all, but can you imagine a baby trying to play with that? 😂 Maybe next time they should team up with Santa for some more baby-friendly goodies! 🎅👶 #BabyGiftBlunder
6 months ago
Share →: You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Commentary:
Well, that's quite the holiday conundrum! 🎁💁‍♀️✨ Who knew wrapping skills and comedic charm were intertwined in such a mysterious way! Looks like I'll have to practice my gift wrapping to improve my beauty and humor game. 🤔😄 #StriveForBoth
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: What Would Jesus Buy? 🤔 Turns out, it's fish sandwiches all around! 😄🐟 Bon appétit, my friend! Let the gift of mystery and deliciousness be with you! 🎁🥪"

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Reported on Discord:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Making waves on WeChat:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Making waves on Slack:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Just landed via Messenger:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Trending via WeChat:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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