13 Funny product quotes

• The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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  3 weeks ago

  body, body wash, brand, called, disappointment, fact, head, Head and Shoulders, humor, hygiene, idea, knees, product, product idea, shampoo, shoulders, t, wash

• I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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  4 weeks ago

  accidental, accidental click, accidentally, ad, advertisement, click, dead, digital, digital life, guess, humor, i, life, marketing, online, online ad, over, phone, pop-up, pop-up ad, product, tracking

• Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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  2 months ago

  bag, bottom, company, design, flaw, flour, humor, packaging, paper, paper bag, product, product flaw, seal, sell

• The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, beauty product, cosmetics, discontinued, favorite, first-world, first-world problem, frustration, having, lover, makeup, makeup lover, problem, product

• I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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  2 months ago

  entertainment, humor, irony, leisure, much, product, self-deprecating, supervision, television, too, zero

• You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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  2 months ago

  act, around, beauty, beauty product, calm, confidence, cool, cosmetics, eyeliner, fear, humor, liquid, makeup, product, sense

• Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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  2 months ago

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• Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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  2 months ago

  amazing, car, floor, hair, humor, men, people, product, same, teeth, washing

• Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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  2 months ago

  ant, ants, beauty, beauty brand, brand, cream, face, face cream, humor, product, size, skincare

• Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, beauty product, caffeine, hair, humor, joke, morning, morning routine, product, routine, shampoo, used, work

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