Funny product quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

  Commentary:
  "Living proof that 'Netflix and chill' can be a lifestyle choice! 📺😂 #NoRegrets"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

  Commentary:
  “Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

  Commentary:
  "Men are truly versatile creatures, mastering the art of multitasking with a single shampoo bottle! 🧔🧴🚗 Who knew cleaning the house and looking dashing could have so much in common? 😄🧼 #ManlyGroomingSkills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

  Commentary:
  "Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁‍♀️ Slather on, darling!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your hair is aiming for that promotion! ☕️💼 Maybe it'll finally stop slacking off and start pulling its weight around here! 💪🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

  Commentary:
  "If Monday were an IKEA product, it would come with 1000 pieces and no instructions, and the name 'Fekking Hell' would be just as hard to pronounce as it is to endure. 🪑🤪 #MondayBlues"

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