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Funny product quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday items, turning ordinary stuff into laugh-out-loud moments πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰ Whether you’re shopping or just browsing, these witty lines add personality and fun to your favorite finds πŸ›οΈβœ¨ Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort while discovering the lighter side of products! πŸ˜œπŸ“¦

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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