14 Funny purpose quotes

• The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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  2 hours ago

  4, 4 a.m., a.m., am, disturbing, early, early riser, exercise, humor, morning, morning routine, most, people, purpose, riser, routine, thing, waking, waking up

• Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

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  1 week ago

  AI, al, cancer, cure, death, dying, guys, humor, joy, life, purpose, sad, sarcasm, suck

• Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, bothering, call, customer, customer service, hang, hang up, hold, hold music, music, phone, phone call, purpose, quality, repetition, repetitive, service, sound, sound quality, stop

• The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, disturb, disturbed, entertainment, humor, humorless, meme, purpose

• The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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  2 months ago

  child, discipline, family, humor, know, middle, middle name, name, parenting, purpose, trouble

• We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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  2 months ago

  coworker, expectancy, humor, life, life expectancy, office, office life, purpose, stress, ten, workplace, workplace humor, workplace stress

• I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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  2 months ago

  call, ever, humor, i, irony, purpose, quality, recorded, recorded call, training, used, wonder

• I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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  2 months ago

  anything, enthusiasm, fire, i, joy, motivation, passion, purpose, set, soul, time

• The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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  2 months ago

  existential, humor, insane, later, life, madness, purpose, sooner

• The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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  2 months ago

  drawer, frustration, household, household item, humor, impossible, item, items, open, purpose

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