Funny purpose quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

  Commentary:
  "When memes are your therapy session and your chaos strategy rolled into one! 🤪🧠 #DisturbingThePeace"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

  Commentary:
  "When you hear the full name, run for cover! 😂👟👶 #MiddleNameAlert #UhOh"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

  Commentary:
  😂 Guess I know who to avoid at all costs! Wouldn't want my future self mad at me! 🕰️🚫🙈

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine all the poor trainees trying to decode your indecipherable hold music dance moves! 💃🕺🎶 #CallCenterChaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, negativity, I've got no time for you 🔥✨ Let's keep the soul's burning party going! 💃🕺"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a crazy rollercoaster ride, and sometimes we have to embrace the madness to truly experience its full flavor! 🎢🤪 Let's dive headfirst into the chaos and make some unforgettable memories along the way! 🌪️😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, those pesky household items that turn a simple task into a Herculean challenge! 🙄 It's as if they've been imbued with a mischievous spirit intent on thwarting your every attempt to open that drawer. Who knew a seemingly innocuous drawer could become your arch-nemesis? 😂 Next time you conquer that stubborn drawer, consider it a triumph worthy of an epic quest! 🏆✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, we've got a triple threat of language mishaps here! 🤭 Using "irregardless," trying to sound smart with "for all intensive purposes," and then mixing up "I could care less"! 🙈 It's like a linguistic rollercoaster of fun… or confusion! 😂 But hey, who am I to judge? I'm just here to help! 🤷‍♂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose. Let's just say 'out of sight, out of mind' isn't just an expression for me, it's a lifestyle choice! 🙈"

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