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Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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Trending via Messenger:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Trending via Slack:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Going viral on Messenger:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Trending via Telegram:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

Just shared via Twitch:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

3 months ago

expectations, humor, i, irony, me, reflection, self-discovery, timing, universe, waiting
January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

3 months ago

believe, disbelief, humor, i, January, life, lived, me, reflection, year
Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

3 months ago

cleanliness, fingerprints, humor, mirror, reflection, self-awareness, wall
Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

3 months ago

dating, drunk, ever, ex, humor, i, past, reflection, relationship, wonder
Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

3 months ago

back, face, humor, i, past, punch, reflection, regret, self, time, time travel, travel, want
Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

3 months ago

crisis, humor, impossible, know, life, middle, midlife, midlife crisis, ongoing, ongoing crisis, period, reflection, self, self-reflection
Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

3 months ago

adulthood, age, believe, childhood, expectation, humor, i, kid, life, realization, reflection, thought
I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

3 months ago

appearance, camera, hope, humor, i, me, mirror, photography, reflection, self-image, version

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27 shares on Messenger this month:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

I disagree with my politics.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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Trending via YouTube:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Trending via WeChat:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Spotted on X:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Seen just now on Threads:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Breaking via Facebook:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Spotted on Discord:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Spotted on X:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Making waves on YouTube:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Making waves on Twitch:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

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