When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? 🍦💪 Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! 😄🍨"

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Commentary:
"Feeling useless? Just remember, even pools have bathrooms for those who need to make a splash in more ways than one! 🚽💦 #LifeLessons"

If she says "you are my world" remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Commentary:
"Attention kings 🤴👑: When she claims you're her whole world 🌎, just a gentle reminder that there are plenty of other planets out there! 🪐 Stay vigilant and keep exploring the galaxy of love! 🚀💫"

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Commentary:
"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy hashtags and social media trends 🧐 We just saw a pound sign and thought, 'Hey, that's a great spot for a game of tic-tac-toe!' 😂 #OldSchoolCool"

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical powers of the bed! It's like a memory-refreshing time machine 🛌✨ Who knew procrastination could be so cozy and comfortable? Now, if only it could magically finish all those forgotten tasks too! 💤🪄 #BedMagic"

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Commentary:
"Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄"

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when rain or shine, your biggest worry was whether your ice cream would melt before you finished it! 🍦🌧️ Embracing that carefree spirit is truly a timeless treasure, much like finding a forgotten $20 bill in your pocket. 💸😄 #WeatherWoes #GoodOldDays

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Commentary:
"Conflicts may arise, but why be the bitter person when you can be the better person? 🌟 Choose kindness over bitterness, it's easier on the taste buds! 😉🍋"