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Ah, the magic of adulting – where a simple request can lead to a one-way ticket to the couch! 🪑😴 Just another reminder that growing up comes with its own set of rules… and furniture arrangements! 🛋️✨
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- I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.
- Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.
- The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.
- Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.
- On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.
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Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries -
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Ah, those carefree days of yore when we couldn't wait to be adults, only to realize that bills and responsibility were major buzzkills 🤦♂️🙈 Who needs naptime and recess when you can have taxes and deadlines, right? #AdultingFail -
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Isn't it just like our brains to do us dirty like that? 🧠🤔 It's like having a personal assistant with selective memory – remembering to remind you that you forgot something, but conveniently leaving out the crucial details! 🤷♂️ #BrainFail -
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"Looks like Mom's upgrading from milk and cookies this year! 🍷🎅 Don't forget to check if she prefers red or white for her Santa duties tomorrow! 😉🎁 #MotherClaus" -
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Ah, the classic relationship dynamics at play! 🤷♂️🤷♀️ It's like a never-ending game of "he said, she said" with a sprinkle of selective memory thrown in for good measure. Remember, communication is key, folks! 🗝️💬 Or else you’ll end up in that infamous “You never told me!” territory. 😄 #RelationshipRealities -
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🤔 "Why settle for small talk when you can spark existential crises in strangers? Flex level: Social ninja." 😄 #UnforgettableEncounters -
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Ah, the good ol' days when ignorance was bliss! 🙈 Who needs internet trolls when you can have peace of mind instead? 😂 Let's cherish the memories of simpler times! 🌟 -
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Ah, the good old days of childhood simplicity – when flipping binoculars was the closest thing to teleportation! 👀🔄 Distance felt so distant, yet so close, like a sneaky spy peeking at a world of miniatures. Those were the days! 🕵️♂️🌎 #UpsideDownAdventures -
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"Ah, the good old days of solving technology problems with a well-placed smack. If only we could do the same with people… 📺👋😆"
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- Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.
- I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.
- The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.
- I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.
- Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?
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