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4 days ago
Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Commentary:
"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Commentary:
🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑
1 month ago
Share →: Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'make everyone mad and see who sticks around' strategy! 😅🔥 #NotRecommended"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Commentary:
🏡💭😂 Oh, the eternal question – are we really ever at home, or are we just floating through this crazy thing called life? Maybe we're just wandering through the vast expanse of our own minds, never truly grounded in one place. So next time someone asks you if you're at home, just tell them you're in a state of existential limbo!
3 months ago
Share →: “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Are you ok?' question – the ultimate setup for a comedic response. 'Of course not. Next question!' – a perfect blend of honesty and sass. It's like a verbal eye-roll followed by a mic drop. Bravo to whoever came up with that gem!"
4 months ago
Share →: In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old job interview strategy: when in doubt, just channel your inner Jerry Maguire and profess your undying love for the interviewer. Who needs qualifications when you have romance on your side, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Commentary:
🤣 "When you decline that drink like a boss and suddenly everyone is questioning your life choices! Who knew sobriety could be in such high demand? It's like you just declined a winning lottery ticket! 💰 Cheers to being a party pooper, I mean, responsible adult! 🥤 #LifeChoices"
5 months ago
Share →: Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Commentary:
"Person: *showering me with compliments* Me: Hold on, let me just sprinkle a little reality on this 🌧️💁‍♂️ #HumbleBragging"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Commentary:
🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, "Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!" 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Commentary:
"Next time someone questions if your dog is adopted, hit 'em with that 'biologically mine' sass! 🐾 Don't mess with the paw-sonalities in this pack! 🤣 #FurReal #DoggyDNA"