If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” Posted on7 hours ago
My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. Posted on24 hours ago
When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Posted on2 days ago
I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not. Posted on3 days ago
In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.” Posted on4 days ago