73 Funny response quotes — Wordgag ツ

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

1 month ago1 month ago

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

1 month ago1 month ago

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

2 months ago2 months ago

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

2 months ago2 months ago

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

2 months ago2 months ago

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

2 months ago2 months ago

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

3 months ago3 months ago

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

3 months ago3 months ago

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

3 months ago3 months ago

I get writer’s block responding to people.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

3 months ago3 months ago

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

3 months ago3 months ago

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

3 months ago3 months ago

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

4 months ago4 months ago

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

4 months ago4 months ago

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

5 months ago5 months ago