82 Funny response quotes

• “It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

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  5 days ago

  almost, anxiety, coping, emotional, emotional response, expression, humor, i, phrase, response, say, stress, vomit, vomiting

• I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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  6 days ago

  attitude, check, complaint, complaints, contact, daughter, humor, i, manufacturer, parent-child, please, response, told, witty, witty response

• What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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  6 days ago

  called, confusion, desire, horny, humor, libido, mental, mental state, mentally, physical, physical response, physically, response, sexuality, state, want

• The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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  6 days ago

  back, bad, bad habit, bundle, communication, habit, habits, humanity, humor, i, me, message, mushroom, need, psychedelic, response, self-improvement, shit, tell, together, told, us, weeks

• If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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  6 days ago

  assume, communication, distracted, distraction, got, humor, i, message, reply, response, texting

• If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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  6 days ago

  banter, better, catch, emotion, feelings, humor, i, just, respond, response, sarcasm, wit

• The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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  7 days ago

  absolutely, AI, AI response, being, ChatGPT, conversation, dumb, dumb person, dumbest, humor, know, person, response, right, sarcasm, told

• “What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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  7 days ago

  5-year, 5-year plan, funny response, humor, i, movie, next, plan, procrastination, response, short-term, short-term plan, think, week

• I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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  1 week ago

  boyfriend, funny response, i, Instagram, love, media, need, posts, reply, replying, response, social, social media, someone, story

• At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, attitude, casual, casual attitude, coping, coping mechanism, every, funny response, health, humor, mechanism, mental, mental health, question, response, saying, self-help, therapy, worry

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