54 Funny restaurant quotes

• Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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• French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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  2 months ago

  bullshit, changing, day, du, food, french, humor, joke, jour, keep, language, restaurant, soup, soup du jour, translation

• Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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  conversation, font, humor, kind, me, menu, question, questions, restaurant, waitress

• It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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  2 months ago

  desk, dining, eating, front, fun, getting, hamburger, humor, i, indulgence, just, love, luxury, mirror, restaurant, room, room service, service, solo, solo dining

• If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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  2 months ago

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• You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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  dining, fancy, fancy restaurant, food, humor, know, menu, name, point, pronounce, pronunciation, restaurant, restaurant humor, want

• No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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  2 months ago

  buffalo, buffalo wing, ever, food, humor, me, nap, restaurant, sarcasm, single, support, waitress, wet, wet nap, wing, wings

• I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, experience, experiences, fat, food, full, humor, humor about food, mexican, Mexican restaurant, most, place, restaurant, restaurants, self-deprecating, weight

• They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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  2 months ago

  back, banh, banh mi, comeback, food, foodie, humor, i, joke, life, mi, never, pho, restaurant, said, spot, Vietnamese

• She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, anthony, Anthony Bourdain, bourdain, calls, cooking, eat, food, foodie, humor, i, me, parts, playful, relationship, reservations, restaurant, restaurant humor, unknown

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