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32 Funny restaurant quotes

Funny restaurant quotes serve up a delicious blend of humor and dining experiences! 🍽️😂 From comical encounters with waitstaff to amusing observations about food and ambiance, these quotes add a playful twist to our culinary adventures. Whether you’re reminiscing about a memorable meal or just need a laugh over your next order, funny restaurant quotes are the perfect appetizer for your day. 😄🍔

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

3 months ago

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

3 months ago

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

3 months ago

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

3 months ago

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

3 months ago

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

3 months ago

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

3 months ago

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

3 months ago

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

3 months ago

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

3 months ago

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

3 months ago

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

3 months ago