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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Making waves on Slack:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Growing old is a process of saying β€œit’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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β€˜Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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