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Funny say quotes 😂 are the quirky little gems that add a dash of humor to our daily grind, tickling our brains with wit and wisdom. They’re like your favorite meme but with a sprinkle of sophistication, the perfect cocktail for a smile or a chuckle. 🎉 Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or break the ice, these clever one-liners have you covered. So, buckle up and get ready to dive into a world where words play hopscotch and laughter is always on the menu! 😄

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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