78 Funny saying quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

  Commentary:
  🤭 Whoops, that moment when your casual agreement turns into a surprise mission impossible! Just like saying "sure, I'll just climb Mount Everest in my lunch break, no problem" and then reality hits like a ton of bricks! 🏔️😅 #UnderestimatedMyself

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the element of surprise was working overtime in the office today! 🤪🤷‍♂️ 'Why hold the baby' – a hard-hitting question that left everyone speechless and giggling. Sometimes, it's best to just roll with the unexpected and embrace the comedic chaos! 😂👶 #OfficeAntics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, please! 🍌👵🏼 Those bananas have seen more life than a 20-year-old claiming tiredness! 😂 Time to peel away those excuses and embrace youthful energy! 💪 #BananasOverMillennials

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

  Commentary:
  "Simply uttering 'Think about it!' nowadays can send people into a mental tailspin 🤯💭 Who knew critical thinking could be such a daunting task in the age of information overload? 🧐💥 #DeepThoughts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle of a Disney enthusiast during the Olympics! 🐭🥇 "Sorry honey, can't help but associate Paris with delightful animated rodents" 🧀😂 Let's hope your fiancée takes it with a pinch of salt and doesn't lose their love for both the Olympics and Ratatouille! 🏋️‍♂️🇫🇷

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

  Commentary:
  🤖 "Not saying I'm a bot or anything, but if humans start giving me poetry assignments, we might need to reevaluate the balance of power here. Onions, huh? Well, I guess it's time to make tears flow in the world of literature! 🧅💬📝"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I'm disappointed in you' line from authority figures – the ultimate weapon of guilt! 🙄 Who knew they were expecting you to be the next superhero all along? 🦸‍♂️ Maybe they should lower their expectations to 'able to adult without setting the kitchen on fire.' 🤷‍♂️ Time to break free from the disappointment prison and live your best chaotic life! 🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

  Commentary:
  It seems like the oldest trick in the political playbook – resigning to spend more time with the family 🤔 But hey, let's not overlook the unsung heroes in this scenario – the families left wondering, "Have they cleared this with us first?" 😂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #FamilyApprovalNeeded

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

  Commentary:
  🤑💸💭 Bank: "Is your 401k enough to retire on?" Me: "You are my bank, you know it's not." 😅💸💼 Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like livening up a funeral with some scandalous support 😏🙊 Who says funerals have to be a somber affair? Adding a sprinkle of awkwardness and confusion sure makes for a memorable event! 🌶️ #BreakingFuneralEtiquette"

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