14 Funny seconds quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of toasting – a delicate dance between impatience and charred disappointment. 🍞⏳ One must possess the perfect blend of vigilance and nonchalance to achieve the elusive state of golden brown perfection. 🔥🙈 After all, there's a fine line between a well-toasted slice and a fire hazard waiting to happen! 🔥🚫 Remember, while the toast might take its sweet time, life moves fast – so never miss

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes your stomach just wants to rev up and join the motorcycle gang outside 🏍️🤣 #VroomVroom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! 😂✨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue… that I don't have time for! ⏳⌛️ Don't make me wait longer than it takes to microwave popcorn for the dramatic conclusion! 🍿😂"

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