17 Funny seconds quotes

• How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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  2 months ago

  4, family, family photo, humor, kids, mine, oil, oil painting, painting, paintings, parenting, photo, pose, seconds, sit, sit still, still

• Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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  2 months ago

  banking, customer, customer service, days, frustration, irony, me, money, refund, seconds, service, take

• Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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  2 months ago

  after, authentication, codes, drama, existence, humor, impossible, mission, Mission Impossible, seconds, security, suburban, thank

• Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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  3 months ago

  away, burn, distraction, food, forever, irony, kitchen, patience, seconds, time, toast, waiting, walk

• Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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  3 months ago

  before, concern, couple, funny moment, humor, just, making, moment, motorcycle, outside, realization, seconds, sounds, spent, stomach

• I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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  3 months ago

  amazing, amazing feeling, back, before, care, feel, feeling, growing, growth, hair, hair growth, humor, i, just, leg, legs, man, minutes, next, personal, personal care, seconds, self-care, shaved, shaved leg, time

• If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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  3 months ago

  better, end, expectation, five, humor, me, patience, seconds, tell, time, watch

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