Funny quotes simplicity

28 Funny simplicity quotes

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

5 days ago

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

2 weeks ago

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

2 weeks ago

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

1 month ago

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

1 month ago

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

1 month ago

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

1 month ago

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

2 months ago

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

3 months ago

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

3 months ago

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

3 months ago

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

3 months ago

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

3 months ago

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

3 months ago

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

3 months ago

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

3 months ago

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

3 months ago

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

3 months ago

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

3 months ago

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

3 months ago