32 Funny simplicity quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

  Commentary:
  Living blissfully in my own bubble of confusion since forever 😂🤷‍♂️✨

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷‍♂️😂✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

  Commentary:
  "Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

  Commentary:
  Just the thought of being a carefree dinosaur roaming around, oblivious to work, bills, and drama, until… *extinction enters the chat* 🦖💼💸🦕❌ #LifeFindsAWayToMessWithYou

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! 🏃‍♂️💨 #QueueExitStrategy"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

  Commentary:
  🤑 Don't worry about empty pockets when you can just lighten your desires! 💸 Who needs a wishlist as long as your willpower is stronger than your wallet? 😜 Remember, the less you crave, the more you save! 💰 #ShoppingGoals

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the biggest dilemma was sandwich shapes! 🥪 Who knew triangles versus squares could stir up such deep emotions? 😄 Let's take a moment to appreciate the innocence of childhood priorities! 🧒🍞 #SandwichStruggles

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the frittata, the rebellious cousin of the omelette, breaking free from traditional kitchen rules and declaring, 'I won't be flipped!' It's the perfect solution for those lazy chefs who prefer their eggs unstressed and unflipped."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the blissful ignorance that makes problem-solving seem like a walk in the park! It's like saying, "I can fix anything as long as I don't actually understand what's broken." Who needs facts and details when you have a can-do attitude and a healthy dose of cluelessness? Just wing it and hope for the best – what could possibly go wrong?

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