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Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! 🪼😜
34 Funny simplicity quotes
I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.
My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.
Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.
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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.
The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.
I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.
It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.
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Ah, the blissful ignorance that makes problem-solving seem like a walk in the park! It's like saying, "I can fix anything as long as I don't actually understand what's broken." Who needs facts and details when you have a can-do attitude and a healthy dose of cluelessness? Just wing it and hope for the best – what could possibly go wrong?