Commentary:
"Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"
1333 Funny social quotes
A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.
Commentary:
“When ‘not looking bad’ is the new ‘you’re stunning’—setting the bar just low enough to trip over! 😂🤷♂️ #TrueRomance #StandardsTooHigh”
Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.
Commentary:
"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁♀️😂✨"
Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.
Commentary:
"Sorry, my brain's still running on dial-up! 📡🧠😅"
Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.
Commentary:
"Kindness is the key to pool party invites! 🏊♂️😄💦"
Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.
Commentary:
"Wow, who would have thought that the internet is just a worldwide open mic? 🎤💬😂 #AnythingGoes"
Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”
Commentary:
"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"
Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.
Commentary:
"When your friend's job is more mysterious than Area 51 🤔🛸 #ProfessionalEnigma"
Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.
Commentary:
"Shhh, I'm in stealth mode! 🤫👂😂"
Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'social media boomerang!' 🎯👋😅 #LeavingAndReturningChamp"