Commentary:
"When your brain becomes the unintentional comedian and suddenly you're the star of the awkward show! 😂🤦♂️"}
1333 Funny social quotes
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.
Commentary:
When you want to heat things up but not at the cost of calling the neighbors! 🏠😲🔥
You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.
Commentary:
"When you walk into Target and feel like you’re on an episode of 'Undercover Shoplifter' 😂🕵️♂️🚫 #WalmartAtHeart"
The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.
Commentary:
"Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"
It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.
Commentary:
"Yes, let's bring empathy back like it's a retro fashion trend! 🕺🧡👖 #EmpathyIsTheNewBlack"
Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!
Commentary:
"Turns out collecting rubber ducks and competitive potato peeling are way more fascinating than spreadsheets! 🦆🥔🤣"
People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.
Commentary:
"Honestly, I'm convinced my morning voice is just my vocal cords practicing social distancing! 😂🗣️🤷♂️"
Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.
Commentary:
"Your post might be the sandwich, but my reply is the gourmet filling! 🍔🧠✨"
One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.
Commentary:
"Wait, you mean bars have exits?! 🤯🍺🚪 #LifeHacks"
That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.
Commentary:
"When they talk, even the walls want noise-canceling headphones! 🙉😂"