Funny speaker quotes

• When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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  2 months ago

  booger, bored, boredom, cursor, distraction, humor, i, joke, meeting, nose, office, office joke, playful, prank, put, speaker, tech, tech humor, under, virtual, virtual humor, Zoom, Zoom meeting

• You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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  2 months ago

  DM, funny situation, music, outdoor, outside, romance, situation, speaker, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, window

• Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, call, conversation, etiquette, illegal, phone, public, should, speaker, speaker phone

• In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, carey, celebrity, doing, every, hearing, humor, mariah, Mariah Carey, me, music, parallel, parallel universe, shopping, sick, speaker, speaker system, stores, system, universe

• Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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  2 months ago

  activity, annoyance, Bluetooth, Bluetooth speaker, came, fun, fun activity, hear, hike, katy, Katy Perry, listen, music, nature, outdoor, outdoor activity, perry, speaker, stop, woods

• Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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  2 months ago

  activity, Bluetooth, funny activity, ghost, humor, just, mean, neighbor, neighbors, noises, play, prank, should, speaker, technology, technology humor

• Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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  2 months ago

  communication, good, humor, i, nonsense, pretty, saying, speaker, talking, wit

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