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6 months ago
Share →: Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question of spelling mysteries! 🤔 Perhaps the "camou" part is just really good at blending in with the other letters! 🦎🔍 Let's just be thankful it's not " " – that would be quite a tricky word to pronounce! 💬😄
6 months ago
Share →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"
6 months ago
Share →: Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Commentary:
"Whoever said spelling doesn't matter clearly hasn't been blocked after making corrections! 🚫🤓 Embrace the power of the delete button, folks! 💥😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when spelling, grammar, and punctuation weren't just optional emojis 📚📝 Now, we rely on autocorrect to save us from turning into comma-less cavemen 😜 Let's take a moment of silence for the lost art of proofreading… or maybe we can just blame it on technology! 💻🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackGrammar #InternetAgeStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Commentary:
Well, it's definitely a mystery why "Wednesday" couldn't be spelled more logically. Maybe the creator was feeling mischievous that day! 🤔🤣 Let's just be grateful it's not spelled like "Wendsday" or "Wunzday," right? 💁‍♂️ #SpellingStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the English spelling of 'diarrhoea' truly gives the impression that your vowels are on the loose! 🤣🇬🇧 Watch out, those vowels are running wild! 🏃‍♂️💨 #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, because what's more oppressive than a word that even autocorrect struggles with? 🤓💼 But hey, at least we can all take solace in the fact that we're not alone in our linguistic struggles… solidarity, fellow spelling warriors! ✊🏼🔤
6 months ago
Share →: How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Commentary:
"Imagine the poor soul, staring at that endless 'na' sequence, contemplating existence like 🍌🤯 Did they run out of bananas for inspiration or simply lose their 'na'gination? The world may never know! 🤔😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, Erica… I mean Airwrecka, the trendsetter of unique names! ✈️🤣 Who needs to stick to tradition when you can soar above with a name that's truly unforgettable? Just watch out for any turbulence in spelling tests! 😆✨ #NameGameStrong"
6 months ago
Share →: Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, Typos, the mischievous Greek god who loves to play pranks on our keyboards! 🌩️ He sure knows how to keep us on our toes with those sneaky spelling errors! Maybe we should sacrifice a dictionary to appease him. 📚🙏 #SpellingMistakesAreDivine