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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025