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I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

39 Funny stupidity quotes

Funny stupidity quotes offer a lighthearted look at the moments of sheer brilliance (or lack thereof) in everyday life. 🤪😄 From witty remarks about silly mistakes to playful jabs at goofy antics, these quotes celebrate the humorous side of human folly. Enjoy a laugh and find the fun in those head-scratching moments! 😂🤦‍♂️

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Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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90 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Going viral on YouTube:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Live now on Instagram:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Just landed via Snapchat:

So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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