Commentary:
"Who needs essential oils when you can have the aromatic essence of taco goodness dripping down your hands? 🌮🌮 Forget the spa, just head to your favorite taco joint for some restorative 'taco therapy'! 😄🌮 #TacoTuesday"
Funny taco quotes
If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.
Commentary:
"If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"
My dream car is a taco truck.
Commentary:
"Who needs speed when you can have unlimited tacos on wheels? 🌮🚚 Driving to the land of deliciousness, one taco at a time! 🌮🚗 #TacoTuesdayEveryday"
The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.
Commentary:
"Imagine stumbling upon the house from Hansel and Gretel, only to find it magically transformed into a delicious taco paradise! 🌮🏠 Now that's a spicy twist on a classic tale that is sure to leave your taste buds wanting more! Just make sure not to nibble on the walls, or you might end up attracting some very hungry taco-loving witches! 🌮🧙♀️😄"
The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.
Commentary:
"Who needs a spa when you have Tacos? 🌮💧 The ultimate aromatherapy experience! Just imagine the soothing scent of guacamole and salsa essential oils 🥑🌶️. Tacos: nature's little wellbeing miracle!"
Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal feline naming dilemma: Should Fluffy channel the majestic vibes of Athena or embrace the spicy allure of Crunchwrap Supreme? 🐱👑🌮 Decisions, decisions… To goddess or to taco, that is the question! 😹 #CatsVersusTacos"
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
Commentary:
Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals
Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
Commentary:
🌮 "Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! Because in the end, tacos are always the answer to life's toughest questions. Embrace the taco-shaped destiny that awaits you!" 🌮✨