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Funny taco quotes

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
My dream car is a taco truck.

My dream car is a taco truck.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025