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Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Live now on Pinterest:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Going viral on Discord:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Just landed via WeChat:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Just landed via Messenger:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

13 Funny taco quotes

Funny taco quotes 🌮😂 bring the perfect blend of humor and spice to your day! Whether you’re a taco lover or just in need of a good laugh, these witty lines will have you craving more than just dinner. Get ready to taco ’bout happiness, laughter, and all things deliciously fun! 🎉🌶️🧀

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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Living la vida taco!

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

100 shares on X this month:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

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Funny Quotes Images

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Threads:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Spotted on Discord:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Live now on Slack:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Live now on Messenger:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Going viral on Discord:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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