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Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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Spotted on Telegram:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Spreading quickly via X:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Breaking via Discord:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Just shared via TikTok:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Trending via Snapchat:

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Seen just now on X:

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Trending via Pinterest:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

13 Funny taco quotes

Funny taco quotes 🌮😂 bring the perfect blend of humor and spice to your day! Whether you’re a taco lover or just in need of a good laugh, these witty lines will have you craving more than just dinner. Get ready to taco ’bout happiness, laughter, and all things deliciously fun! 🎉🌶️🧀

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

7 days ago

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Living la vida taco!

1 week ago

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

1 week ago

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

1 week ago

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

2 weeks ago

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

2 weeks ago

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My dream car is a taco truck.

2 weeks ago

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

2 weeks ago

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

2 weeks ago

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

3 weeks ago

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94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

37 shares on Telegram this month:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

79 shares on Threads this month:

I am cassette tape years old.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Simplicity is so complicated.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Trending via Reddit:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Just shared via Slack:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Seen just now on Threads:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Trending via Pinterest:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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