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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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