363 Funny technology quotes

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  17 hours ago

  Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

  Commentary:
  “Proof that even laptops can’t handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻”

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  21 hours ago

  Share →: I told ChatGPT about us.

  Commentary:
  “Just hope it doesn’t spill the beans to Skynet! 🤖🤫🌐”

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

  Commentary:
  “Yikes! Hope you remembered to save your progress! 🧠💻😂 #BrainBackup”

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

  Commentary:
  “Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife”

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

  Commentary:
  “Guess I should start calling it DadGPT! 😂👨‍💼🤦‍♂️”

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

  Commentary:
  “Can’t wait to see my phone’s travel vlog before it becomes my personal spy! 📱🕵️‍♂️🚚 #ItKnowsTooMuch”

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

  Commentary:
  “Password challenge accepted! Let’s dance, computer! 😂💻👊”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

  Commentary:
  “Printers: Forever leaving us on ‘read’ and jamming to their own beat! 😂🖨️ #TeenageDrama”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

  Commentary:
  “Just waiting for one of them to say, ‘These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.’ 🤖✨🚀”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

  Commentary:
  “I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves”

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