Funny quotes technology

314 Funny technology quotes

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

5 days ago

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

1 week ago

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

1 week ago

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

1 week ago

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

1 week ago

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

1 week ago

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

1 week ago

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

1 week ago

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

3 weeks ago

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

3 weeks ago

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

3 weeks ago

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

4 weeks ago

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

4 weeks ago

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

4 weeks ago

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

4 weeks ago

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

4 weeks ago

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

1 month ago

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

1 month ago

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

1 month ago

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

1 month ago

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

1 month ago

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

1 month ago

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

1 month ago

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

1 month ago

Time machine? You mean a clock?

1 month ago

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

1 month ago

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

1 month ago

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

1 month ago

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

1 month ago

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

1 month ago