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You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.

Mar 8, 2026Mar 8, 2026

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera.

Mar 8, 2026Mar 8, 2026

Hobbies include opening and closing apps.

Mar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026

FlightRadar24 would’ve blown the lid off of D-Day.

Mar 5, 2026Mar 5, 2026

First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours.

Mar 4, 2026Mar 4, 2026

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

Feb 3, 2026

Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

Feb 3, 2026

When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

Feb 3, 2026

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

Feb 3, 2026

Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Feb 3, 2026

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

Feb 3, 2026

Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

Feb 3, 2026

It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.

Feb 3, 2026

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

Feb 3, 2026

The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

Feb 3, 2026

How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

Feb 3, 2026

Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.

Feb 3, 2026

Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

Feb 3, 2026

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

Feb 3, 2026

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

Feb 3, 2026

Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

Feb 3, 2026

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

Feb 3, 2026

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

Feb 3, 2026

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

Feb 3, 2026

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Feb 3, 2026

Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

Feb 3, 2026

The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

Feb 3, 2026

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

Feb 3, 2026

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

Feb 3, 2026

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

Feb 3, 2026

Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

Feb 3, 2026

AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

Feb 3, 2026

I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

Feb 3, 2026

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

Feb 3, 2026

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Feb 3, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Feb 3, 2026

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

Feb 3, 2026

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Feb 3, 2026

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Feb 3, 2026

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Feb 3, 2026