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5 months ago
Share →: Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic Reddit relationship saga – where even a simple love squabble turns into a full-blown melodrama! 🎹💔 It's like a soap opera meets a circus act, complete with dramatic plot twists and a keyboard of emotions. Who knew marriage could be a musical rollercoaster? 🎭🎶😂"
5 months ago
Share →: My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! 😂👓🦷🌞 #Sun-KissedSmile
5 months ago
Share →: What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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"Raising kids is like being a tooth fairy, except instead of collecting teeth under pillows, you end up with a mysterious stash of tiny enamel treasures in a drawer somewhere. 🧚‍♂️🦷 #ParentingMysteries"
5 months ago
Share →: I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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"Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude"
5 months ago
Share →: Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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"Men are truly versatile creatures, mastering the art of multitasking with a single shampoo bottle! 🧔🧴🚗 Who knew cleaning the house and looking dashing could have so much in common? 😄🧼 #ManlyGroomingSkills"
5 months ago
Share →: You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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"Ah, the age-old dentist's dilemma: the eternal battle between tasty treats and pristine teeth! 🦷🍕 Just once, I wish they'd say, 'Pizza is good for your soul, who cares about the teeth?' 😆🍕 Keep smiling and flossing, folks!"
5 months ago
Share →: Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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"Who needs milk teeth when you could have adult teeth to match your adulting skills! 🦷💁‍♂️ Time to level up in the tooth game, kids! 😉 #AdultingIsHard"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Commentary:
"Sharks with tooth necklaces? Now that's a fashion statement that'll make you think twice about going for a swim! 🦈💎😬 Just when you thought sharks couldn't get any scarier… they accessorize! Better brush extra well to keep those chompers safe!"
5 months ago
Share →: Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Commentary:
"Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"
5 months ago
Share →: No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely, no stress at all! Just casually transforming into a human nutcracker for the sheer thrill of it! 😬💪 Who needs a jawbreaker when you can grind your teeth for free, am I right? Keep up the dental workout, it's all smiles here! 😂🦷 #GnashingAndRelaxing