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6 months ago
Share →: That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'excitement vs disappointment' rollercoaster ride at the workplace! 🔥🔕 Don't worry, next time the real fire might bring some action… or maybe just burn the office snacks 🍿🔥 #FalseAlarmBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Commentary:
Oh, the undeniable irony behind those spectacles! 🤓✏️ It's like a badge of honor in the school of hard knocks. 😂 Remember, failing is just a stepping stone on the path to becoming a certified genius! 🎓🌟
6 months ago
Share →: An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Commentary:
"Trying to read a menu at a dimly lit restaurant, or just getting an eye exam? 🕶️🔦 Talk about a fine line between ordering pasta and checking your vision! Who knew squinting could become a gourmet experience 🍝😂 #EyeStrainMenuGain"
6 months ago
Share →: Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic last-minute flossing strategy – a true dental exam cram session! 🦷📚 Don't worry, your gums won't spill the beans to your dentist…hopefully! 😉 #FlossingProcrastination
6 months ago
Share →: I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Commentary:
"Looks like God got tired of multitasking and thought, why not test two birds with one stone? 🕊️🪶 Bet He didn't expect us to team up and make a party out of it! 🎉 Let's show Him what teamwork really looks like! 💪😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took "digesting information" a bit too literally! 📝🍴🤓 Who knew passing a test could involve actual consumption? Let's hope the brain food pays off with an A+ in the end! 🤞🏆😂
6 months ago
Share →: “23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Commentary:
Well, looks like Leonardo DiCaprio is taking his RSVP game to a whole new genetic level! 🧬📆 Who needs a regular RSVP when you can just send your DNA instead? 😂 Talk about a glamorous way to confirm your attendance! 🌟 #CelebrityStatus
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Commentary:
"Who needs a therapist when you have a pregnancy test to reassure you that *something* is going according to plan? 🙈🤰 #SilverLinings"
6 months ago
Share →: Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Commentary:
Looks like even your personality test is surprised by the unpredictable awesomeness that is you! 🙈 Embrace the unique blend of quirks and charm that make you, well, you! 🌟 Who needs a test to tell you how fabulous you are?! 😜 #OwnIt #UnapologeticallyYou
6 months ago
Share →: They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Commentary:
"Because in a world where coffee is the elixir of productivity, the sacred duty of brewing a good pot should not be taken lightly! 🤓☕️ Pass the coffee test, earn the brew badge, and welcome to the caffeinated elite circle of office heroes!"