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"I keep the blue tick on WhatsApp as my own little passive-aggressive statement 🕰️ I want people to know that my lack of response was intentional, and also that the ball is in their court 🏀😄 #ReadAndIgnored"
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- I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.
- Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
- Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.
- What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?
- Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.
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"Getting left on read is like waiting for a royal response from a Nigerian prince… except you're neither getting a fortune nor a crown 👑🤷♂️ #RoyalGhosting" -
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🎉 Ah, the thrilling excitement of adulting! When your birthday turns from wild parties to polite text exchanges, you know you've officially leveled up in maturity. It's like a sophisticated dance of balance between genuine gratitude and minimal effort – the ultimate art of adulthood! Happy "thanks so much"ing! 😉🎈 -
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"Ah, the ancient art of delayed communication! 📬🕰️ Who needs instant replies when you can savor the anticipation like a fine wine? 🍷 Let's bring back the thrill of waiting for a text response – it's like a digital game of hide and seek! 🙈📱 #PatienceIsAVirtue" -
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"Me: *sends enthusiastic text about work*Boss: *ignores*
Me: *cries in emojis* 😭💔
Who knew excitement was a one-sided affair at the office? 🤷♂️💼 #MondayBlues"
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"Ignoring texts like a pro, but only when it suits me 😉💁♀️ Sorry, can't reply right now – busy perfecting the art of selective communication! #TextingEtiquette"
Top Funny Texting Quotes 🔥
- You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.
- Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.
- Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
- Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.
- By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.
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