101 Funny texting quotes

• By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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  4 weeks ago

  back, communication, disrespect, disrespectful, even, humor, i, media, procrastination, remember, social, social media, text, texting, time, too

• Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, conversation, funnier, humor, interaction, know, messages, person, social, social interaction, texting, understanding

• If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, humor, i, life, modern, modern life, relationship, reply, sarcasm, text, texting, timing

• Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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  4 weeks ago

  5, back, dating, disappointment, humor, joke, key, Mambo, me, minor, music, music parody, musical, musical joke, naming, parody, relationships, text, texting, women

• This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, back, communication, humor, i, phone, sarcasm, text, texting, want

• You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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  4 weeks ago

  better, flirting, humor, i, joke, kissing, photos, pics, playful, screen, send, texting

• Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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  4 weeks ago

  5, ago, boss, diarrhea, embarrassment, humor, i, job, laid, layoff, miscommunication, months, prank, telling, texting, workplace

• Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, digital, digital humor, emoji, humor, sarcasm, serious, seriousness, show, texting, using, while

• Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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  4 weeks ago

  apology, distraction, driving, humor, posts, sorry, texting, texting while driving, typo, while

• I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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  4 weeks ago

  family, gap, generational, generational gap, grandma, hour, humor, i, know, love, me, patience, technology, texting, texts

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