228 Funny things quotes

Funny things quotes are all about those little moments that make life unexpectedly hilarious! 😄💫 Whether it’s random objects that turn into the ultimate distractions, or the things that never seem to go where you left them, these quotes remind us that sometimes the smallest things bring the biggest laughs. Life is full of surprises, and most of them are pretty funny! 😂🎁🌀

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I…

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Always knew there was a reason I got teary-eyed during cat videos! 🐱😂📅

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a seve…

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Seems like even Mother Nature gets stage fright sometimes! 🌩️🙈✨

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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Taking "weird" to a professional level! 😜🤪 #WeirdExpert

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying work…

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Worrying: the ultimate guarantee plan that's 90% effective! 😅🧠💭

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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I bet protein's having an identity crisis at this point 😂🥚🍗🍩

Things were better when the computer lived in its own speci…

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Ah, the good old days when computers had boundaries and didn't follow us everywhere – the only thing intruding on my personal space was my Tamagotchi! 💻🚪😂

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you…

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Trying to flirt? I'm more like an unripe avocado—awkwardly hard to handle but potentially delightful! 🥑😅

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowe…

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Whale, I guess they thought that name was "sperm"-endous! 😂🐋🔞

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run…

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After all these years, looks like the chat app finally got a breather! 😂🤐📢

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an e…

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When life starts resembling a bizarre TV script, just remember Rod Serling probably wrote the original episode 📺👽 #TwilightZoneFeels

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