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ChatGPT out here boosting ego and starting revolutions, one bad idea at a time! 🤖🤦♂️😂
98 Funny told quotes
I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.
Commentary:
Sounds like your comedic skills really took you places… straight to HR! 🙈😂📈
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.
Commentary:
That neighbor girl deserves an award in motivational parenting! 🏆😂👍
Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.
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😴🛌 Bed loyalty is my priority! Can't risk a lumpy relationship 😆🌟
Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’
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🤣 "Being a pessimist is like having a lifetime pass to the 'I Told You So' amusement park! 🎢🎟️"
My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.
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Guess I'm fluent in the language of thoughtful silence! 🤐😂
So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”
Commentary:
When life gives you telemarketers, give them a taste of their own menu! 🤣☎️ Press 1 for a good laugh!
No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.
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I thought growing up meant more freedom, not unlocking life like a 6-digit puzzle! 🔓🤔#AdultEscapeRoom
Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.
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When your entire world falls apart because the dishes need rescuing from the dishwasher 😂🍽️🙄
My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.
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When your wallet's on a diet but your mom isn't! 🍽️😅🍕