Funny tongue quotes

• Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

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  28 minutes ago

  5th, 5th base, base, dating, describe, flirting, humor, i, kiss, me, only, romance, someone, tongue, tongue kiss

• I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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  10 hours ago

  bite, cause, honesty, hurts, i, mind, pain, speak, speaking, speaking mind, tongue, wit

• Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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  2 months ago

  age, childish, coughing, humor, joke, playful, regress, silly, toddler, tongue

• Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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  2 months ago

  biting, decades, eating, even, example, experience, humor, lesson, life, life lesson, mistake, perfect, screw, screw up, still, tongue, tongue biting, while

• I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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  2 months ago

  card, clever, comparison, contrast, gordon, got, heart, humor, humor quote, humorous, humorous comparison, mouth, personality, personality trait, ramsay, sarcasm, savage, savage mouth, sharp, sharp tongue, soft, soft heart, tongue, trait, witty

• What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, AirPods, battery, ear, ears, humor, inside, licking, low, technology, tongue

• Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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  2 months ago

  bro, case, drop, form, funny observation, humor, jealousy, mouth, observation, relationship, stair, staircase, tongue, wife

• The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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  3 months ago

  biting, diet, humor, idiot, idiots, just, sarcasm, tongue

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