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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesnโ€™t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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Japanโ€™s greatest tragedy is having the worldโ€™s best toilets and no Mexican food. Whatโ€™s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the schoolโ€™s text messages.

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I received a DM telling me that Iโ€™ve offended some of you. Iโ€™m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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If you think Iโ€™m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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Funny tongue quotes are the perfect blend of wit and cheekiness ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘…, tickling your funny bone while celebrating the sassy side of speech! Whether itโ€™s playful banter or clever comebacks, these quotes add spice ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ to conversations and keep things lighthearted. Ready to laugh out loud and stick your tongue out at seriousness? Dive into the world of hilarious tongue twisters and sassy sayings thatโ€™ll have you grinning from ear to ear! ๐Ÿ˜‚โœจ

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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Itโ€™s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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Iโ€™m bringing back โ€œholy molyโ€ and nobody can stop me.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Therapy isnโ€™t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someoneโ€™s dad: Is this teak?

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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