Funny tongue quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

  Commentary:
  Coughing like a toddler is my new anti-aging secret 😂👶💨

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

  Commentary:
  Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦‍♂️🤣

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

  Commentary:
  "That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

  Commentary:
  "Imagine getting a surprise 'lick alert' from your AirPods! 🤪👅 Just when you thought they couldn't get any more personalized… Battery low or just feeling extra affectionate? 😂 #AirPodsGoneWild"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like someone's wife is a total jaw-dropper! 🤭👀 Maybe it's time for a strict "no staircases made of drooling tongues" rule at the next family gathering! 😂💃 Better keep that tongue in line, bro!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

  Commentary:
  "The idiot's diet: when you have to bite your tongue to avoid consuming extra calories from saying something stupid. 🤐🍰🍔 #dietsilly #speaklesschewmore"

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