Funny tongue quotes

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Commentary:
“Imagine getting a surprise ‘lick alert’ from your AirPods! Just when you thought they couldn’t get any more personalized… Battery low or just feeling extra affectionate? #AirPodsGoneWild”

1 month ago

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like someone’s wife is a total jaw-dropper! Maybe it’s time for a strict “no staircases made of drooling tongues” rule at the next family gathering! Better keep that tongue in line, bro!

4 months ago

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Commentary:
“The idiot’s diet: when you have to bite your tongue to avoid consuming extra calories from saying something stupid. #dietsilly #speaklesschewmore”

4 months ago

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