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Funny tongue quotes are the perfect blend of wit and cheekiness ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘…, tickling your funny bone while celebrating the sassy side of speech! Whether itโ€™s playful banter or clever comebacks, these quotes add spice ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ to conversations and keep things lighthearted. Ready to laugh out loud and stick your tongue out at seriousness? Dive into the world of hilarious tongue twisters and sassy sayings thatโ€™ll have you grinning from ear to ear! ๐Ÿ˜‚โœจ

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate theyโ€™re low on battery?

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The idiotโ€™s diet is just biting your tongue.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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