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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Seen just now on Slack:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Spotted on Facebook:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Spotted on Reddit:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Just shared via Slack:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Funny tough quotes

Funny tough quotes bring a perfect mix of grit and giggles 😎😂, proving that strength doesn’t have to be serious all the time. Whether you’re facing challenges or just need a laugh with a side of attitude 💪🤣, these clever sayings pack a punch with humor and heart. Ready to toughen up your mood while cracking a smile? Let’s dive into some seriously funny vibes! 🎉🔥

New funny tough quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣"
4 months ago
Share →: The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Commentary:
"Embarking on a diet is like being a secret agent in a world full of tempting food spies 🕵️‍♀️🍔🕵️‍♂️! We are all just trying to dodge the sneak attacks of our cravings while pretending to be interested in what our friends are devouring 🤫🍕. Who knew that the real challenge was mastering the art of stealthy side-eyeing at delicious treats? #DietingDilemmas
5 months ago
Share →: Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Commentary:
"Let's face it, being called a tough cookie is like being handed a raisin cookie when you were hoping for a chocolate chip! 🍪😆 Tough cookies — more like 'crumble under pressure' cookies! #CookieTruths"
6 months ago
Share →: Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Commentary:
"Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁‍♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"
6 months ago
Share →: Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Commentary:
"Who knew being tough could be so crumbly and dry? 🍪😅 Maybe we should stick to calling people 'soft cookies' instead! 😉 #ToughLove"
6 months ago
Share →: Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Commentary:
Oh, poor Molly at the rave – constantly getting confused with the other kind of 'Molly' 😜! Watch out for those mistaken identity mix-ups, Molly! 💃🎉

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Just shared via Instagram:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Making waves on Threads:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Going viral on Facebook:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Reported on YouTube:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Making waves on X:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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