Funny tough quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

  Commentary:
  "Embarking on a diet is like being a secret agent in a world full of tempting food spies 🕵️‍♀️🍔🕵️‍♂️! We are all just trying to dodge the sneak attacks of our cravings while pretending to be interested in what our friends are devouring 🤫🍕. Who knew that the real challenge was mastering the art of stealthy side-eyeing at delicious treats? #DietingDilemmas

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

  Commentary:
  "Let's face it, being called a tough cookie is like being handed a raisin cookie when you were hoping for a chocolate chip! 🍪😆 Tough cookies — more like 'crumble under pressure' cookies! #CookieTruths"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

  Commentary:
  "Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁‍♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being tough could be so crumbly and dry? 🍪😅 Maybe we should stick to calling people 'soft cookies' instead! 😉 #ToughLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

  Commentary:
  Oh, poor Molly at the rave – constantly getting confused with the other kind of 'Molly' 😜! Watch out for those mistaken identity mix-ups, Molly! 💃🎉

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