Funny tough quotes

• If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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  1 week ago

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• Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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  2 months ago

  boss, guy, humor, leadership, loose, me, personal, personal responsibility, real, responsibility, runs, self-control, self-discipline, ship, tough

• The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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  2 months ago

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• The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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  2 months ago

  diet, eat, food, humor, hunger, people, struggle, temptation, tough, watching

• Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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  2 months ago

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• Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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  2 months ago

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• Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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  2 months ago

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• Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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  2 months ago

  being, dancing, fun, girl, humor, Molly, name, party, rave, situation, tough

• Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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  5 months ago

  bullet, chuck, Chuck Norris, condition, critical, critical condition, got, guy, humor, joke, norris, shot, tough, tough guy

• I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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  5 months ago

  advice, deodorant, humor, hygiene, i, know, life, situation, still, tough, tough situation, wear

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