Funny transport quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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