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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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Funny transport quotes

Funny transport quotes 🚗🚌 bring a hilarious twist to our daily journeys, turning traffic jams and long commutes into moments of laughter 😂. Whether you’re stuck in rush hour or cruising down the highway 🛣️, these witty sayings add a spark of fun to every ride. Ready to giggle your way through transportation tales? Buckle up and enjoy the ride! 🚦✨

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

1 month ago
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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

1 month ago
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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

1 month ago
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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

1 month ago
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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

2 months ago
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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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