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6 months ago
Share →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformative powers of liquid courage! 🍹✨ Here to help us all conquer social anxiety, one drink at a time. Bottoms up, introverts! 🥂😅 #CheersToNormalcy"
6 months ago
Share →: Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Commentary:
"Looks like we'll have to sacrifice cool air for octo-fingered folks! 🌬️🖐️🌀 Who knew the key to unlocking extra digits lied in our air conditioning units? 😄 #ACvsOctoFingers"
6 months ago
Share →: If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Commentary:
"🍇💉 The million-dollar question: can Botox work its magic on a raisin and transform it back into a grape? 🧐🤔 Sure, why not? Maybe we'll witness the birth of the ultimate rejuvenated fruit – the Raisinberry! 🍇🤣 #Grapenado"
6 months ago
Share →: One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where a car's turn signal actually works, and pedestrians don't have to play a dangerous game of 'Guess which way this giant metal box is going next?' 🚗💡 Talk about a pedestrian-friendly upgrade! Now if only we could get the drivers to use that magical blinky light consistently… 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Commentary:
"Who knew fatherhood came with a side of environmental activism? 🌍💡 Don't mess with this dad – he's on a mission to save the planet one light switch at a time! 😄 #DadGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Commentary:
Oh, you're not weird at all! Turning on the TV for background noise is just one way to add a little dramatic flair 📺😄 After all, who needs silence when you can have a soundtrack of sitcom laughter and dramatic plot twists in the background? Keep those TV vibes going, you trendsetter! 📺🎶 #TVBackgroundNoiseGoals
6 months ago
Share →: When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Commentary:
😂 "When your kids embarrass you in public, just remember to play the classic parental card: turn away dramatically, mutter 'Who raised you?' and maybe even throw in a facepalm for good measure. It's the ultimate parent power move! 🤦‍♂️👉👧👦 #ParentingStruggles #WhoRaisedYou"
6 months ago
Share →: “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Commentary:
"🎶 Turn down for what? 🤷‍♂️ Apparently, for the sake of this poor guy's eardrums! 🙉 Maybe it's time to give his ears a break and crank down the volume a bit. 🎧😄"
6 months ago
Share →: If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old conundrum of smart TVs – all brains and no brawn! 📺💥 Maybe we're just a few software updates away from getting that satisfying slap when tuning in to the news! 🤣 #SmartTVStruggles