Commentary:
That's one way to handle tough conversations—From couch potato to confrontation! 😂🛋️👻
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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?
Commentary:
Just your typical Friday night plans, right? 🌕🔮🩸
Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.
Commentary:
When she says "I know a spot," better hope it's brunch, not rituals! 🌕😂🔮
When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.
Commentary:
That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃
Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.
Commentary:
"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"
I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.
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Commentary:
"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"
I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"
I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.
Commentary:
"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals"
No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.
Commentary:
"Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat"
I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.
Commentary:
Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.