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Throwing it back to when layering shirts was the official sign of a music aficionado! 🎶👕 #FashionStatements #Throwback
49 Funny under quotes
Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.
Commentary:
Ouch! Looks like the universe has a zest for irony 🍋😆🍊
Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?
Commentary:
Who knew old matches were such pyromaniacs? 🔥🕵️♂️🥴
My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.
Commentary:
Time to embrace my new identity as Sunny McTropic, professional beach lounger! 🌴🔑☀️
Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.
Commentary:
If blankets were a paid subscription for safety, I'd definitely go for the lifetime membership! 😌🛌✨
Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.
Commentary:
Counting stars definitely beats counting sheep! 🌟😴✨
Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.
Commentary:
Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️
An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.
Commentary:
Under pressure? That's just a warm-up for my killer karaoke skills at "Bohemian Rhapsody"! 🎤😆👑
Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).
Commentary:
Sounds like a cozy summer transformation! Who needs a tan when you can have a comforter tan? 🛌📚☕️#RotGirlSummer
Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?
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Ah, the good old days when you could plan a whole meal during a song download… 🍕📥😅