Funny upon quotes

• After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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  18 hours ago

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• Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

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  6 days ago

  crowd, dj, humor, i, impose, masses, music, only, preference, preferences, upon

• Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

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  1 week ago

  absence, apartment, continuity, cup, gesture, humor, leaving, return, routine, single, sink, upon, weeks

• Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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  2 months ago

  aggression, coffee, drinking, frowned, frustration, head, hitting, humor, over, people, sarcasm, shovel, upon, violence

• There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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  2 months ago

  acknowledgment, back, compliment, humor, interaction, irony, person, sarcasm, self-awareness, should, social, social interaction, take, upon, well

• If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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  2 months ago

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• Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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  2 months ago

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