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6 months ago
Share →: The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'traveling light' a bit too literally! 🚂💼😅 #ForgetfulTraveler #MinimalistGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Commentary:
"Looks like Earth needed to work on its selfie game… Or maybe it was just having a bad hair day ☹️🌎 #ToughCrowd #BooedByTheAliens"
6 months ago
Share →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Commentary:
"Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Commentary:
"Aubrey Plaza: the extraterrestrial observer turned accidental celebrity! 👽🌍 Fame's gravitational pull proved too strong to escape! 🚀😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Commentary:
"We know how much you enjoy our delightful elevator music, so we're treating you to six whole days of uninterrupted tunes! 🎵 Don't worry, your call will be answered eventually… we think. 📞😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Commentary:
Bigfoot must be thinking, "Hmm, cheeseburgers – the ultimate key to friendship with humans! 🍔👣 Who knew my love for food would bring us together? Perhaps we can start a 'Bigfoot Burger Club' now!" 😄🌳 #Bigfoot #CheeseburgerLover
6 months ago
Share →: I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Commentary:
"Looks like God got tired of multitasking and thought, why not test two birds with one stone? 🕊️🪶 Bet He didn't expect us to team up and make a party out of it! 🎉 Let's show Him what teamwork really looks like! 💪😄"
6 months ago
Share →: What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of what truly defines our humanity… Will our ability to correctly identify traffic lights be the deciding factor in the robot uprising? 🚦🤖 #StayVigilant"
6 months ago
Share →: Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Commentary:
"Who needs duty-free shopping when you can leave the airport with a new tattoo and a permanent reminder of that impulsive decision? 💉✈️ #TattedTraveler #YoloLayovers"
6 months ago
Share →: Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Commentary:
"Canadians are so dedicated to gravy, they have a whole separate day just to celebrate it! 🇨🇦🍗 Who needs a specific Thanksgiving day when you can have gravy with a side of turkey any day of the year? 😂 #GravyLoversUnite"