51 Funny waking up quotes

• Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

  ---

  1 week ago

  adulthood, after, being, day, exhaustion, fatigue, forever, humor, just, life, tired, waking, waking up

• That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

  ---

  1 week ago

  after, early, fatigue, morning, nap, rest, second, sleep, snooze, tiredness, too, waking, waking up, wave

• The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

  ---

  1 week ago

  asleep, bed, earlier, humor, laziness, morning, morning routine, motivation, procrastination, routine, sleep, still, think, thoughts, time, wake, waking, waking up, why, wish

• It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  ---

  1 week ago

  again, back, frustration, headache, health, here, humor, humor about health, i, illegal, nap, rest, should, shut, sleep, still, take, technology, wake, waking, waking up, why

• Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

  ---

  1 week ago

  alarm, alive, hate, humor, morning, sleep, still, struggle, waking, waking up

• If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

  ---

  1 week ago

  breakfast, cat, cats, coffee, domestication, early, getting, going, humor, insist, learn, me, mornings, pet, sarcasm, upon, waking, waking up

• The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

  ---

  2 weeks ago

  day, early, humor, humor quote, i, lifestyle, morning, motivation, over, procrastination, start, waking, waking up

• I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

  ---

  2 weeks ago

  disrespect, early, humor, i, sleep, waking, waking up, weekend

• Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

  ---

  2 weeks ago

  bed, humor, laughter, noise, sex, sex noise, struggle, trying, waking, waking up

• The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

  ---

  2 weeks ago

  alarm, annoyance, best, daily, daily routine, family, humor, living, living situation, parent, parents, routine, situation, sleep, thing, waking, waking up

All funny waking up quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌