26 Funny waking up quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew proverbs could be so judgmental about our waking habits? 🐛😂 Maybe it's time for some updated wisdom: 'Early bird catches the worm, but the late risers get brunch instead!' 🕰️🍳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a classic case of "failed synchronization syndrome" 😴⏰ Dozing off at the wrong time, partying all night with the Sandman, and hitting snooze like it's your new best friend… it's a sleep-deprived battle royale! Time to set up a truce between your morning self and your bedtime self, or else your pillow might just stage a rebellion! ⏳💤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

  Commentary:
  🌞☕️ Uh oh, looks like waking up is playing hard to get with you. It's like your alarm clock is saying, "Nice try, snooze master!" 😄 Maybe it's time to negotiate a better morning routine… or just hit that snooze button one last time! ⏰💤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

  Commentary:
  Well, they do say that finding a new husband can be quite the workout! 💪😂 Who needs the gym when you can just go husband-hunting instead? 🏃‍♀️🔍 #NewHusbandNewMe

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you have a reliable internal clock that never fails to wake you up right on time? 😴⏰#SnoozeButtonWho #BodyClockWinsAgain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! Waking up is a delicate process that requires adequate time for coffee and untangling your bed hair. Who wants to deal with people before achieving peak caffeination and presentability? 🌅☕️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the mornings, when one must prepare for battle against the elusive snooze button and the treacherous morning grump 😂☕️⚔️ Rise and shine, a warrior never sleeps in! 💪🌞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the circle of life: waking up just to look forward to going back to bed 😴🔄 Who said motivation doesn't strike early in the morning? 🌞 #SleepIsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unexpected time warp from Friday to Tuesday! Time to play catch up with the days like a real-life game of Where's Waldo 🤔⏰ #TimeTravelTroubles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bin men are trash-talking you, literally! 😂🗑️ Maybe it's time to stage a protest from inside the bin – show them who's boss! 💪💤"

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