51 Funny waking up quotes

• I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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  1 day ago

  again, death, fear, fears, humor, i, life, me, mortality, much, pathetic, sarcasm, waking, waking up, woke

• My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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  1 day ago

  back, bed, humor, just, me, morning, morning routine, motivation, myself, procrastination, routine, self, self-motivation, sleep, waking, waking up

• The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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  1 day ago

  humor, memory, morning, realization, regret, remembering, waking, waking up, worst

• The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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  2 days ago

  before, disappointment, dream, great, humor, irony, nightmare, only, sleep, thing, waking, waking up, worse

• I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.

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  1 week ago

  bed, daily, daily life, frustration, going, going to bed, government, life, politics, sick, thinking, thought, waking, waking up

• I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, being, early, early riser, extra, humor, i, Monday, morning, much, procrastination, riser, sleep, today, tomorrow, waking, waking up, woke, workweek, worrying

• The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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  3 weeks ago

  aging, alarm, best, day, day off, getting, getting older, humor, i, older, routine, same, sleep, time, wake, waking, waking up

• What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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  1 month ago

  alarm, alarm clock, bed, bedtime, before, clock, clocks, hope, humor, i, just, morning, morning routine, people, routine, sleep, time, tomorrow, wake, waking, waking up, work

• I woke up alive again.

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  2 months ago

  again, alive, gratitude, humor, i, life, morning, waking, waking up, woke

• I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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  2 months ago

  again, animal, capybara, emotional, emotional support, health, humor, mental, mental health, pet, support, support animal, waking, waking up

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