11 Funny watermelon quotes

• Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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  counter, eating, flamingo, kitchen, kitchen counter, standing, vibe, watermelon

• Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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  age, aging, aging humor, comedy, culture, gone, humor, i, middle, middle age, movie, movie quote, orthopedist, pop, pop culture, something, tell, watermelon, welcome

• The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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  1942, absurdity, costume, fruit, humor, invention, joke, playful, pumpkin, put, watermelon, whimsical

• Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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  eating, fruit, healthy, healthy eating, humor, snack, summer, watermelon, workout

• Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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  basketball, call, February, hip, hip-hop, hop, loudspeaker, moment, phone, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, watermelon, wrapped

• Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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  bad, head, humor, normal, people, tap, tested, testing, watermelon

• I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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  drink, fruit, funny idea, humor, i, idea, mixology, party, summer, think, vodka, watermelon

• That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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  cut, expectation, fruit, humor, moment, seed, surprise, watermelon

• Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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  fruit, gardening, humor, irony, logic, plant, question, seeds, watermelon

• Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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  exaggeration, fruit, giving, humor, lemon, lemons, life, me, situation, throwing, unexpected, unexpected situation, watermelon

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