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11 Funny watermelon quotes

Funny watermelon quotes ๐Ÿ‰ are the perfect way to add a splash of summer vibes and juicy laughter to your day! Whether youโ€™re biting into a sweet slice or just craving some fruity fun, these quirky sayings will make you smile and maybe even spit out a seed or two ๐Ÿ˜‚. Get ready to refresh your mood with some melon-powered humor thatโ€™s ripe for sharing! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ‰โœจ

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to middle age. โ€œI carried a watermelonโ€ has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Posted on6 months ago

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Posted onJan 28, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out itโ€™s only allegedly seedless.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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