Funny watermelon quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

  Commentary:
  Suddenly, we've all got a sequel called "I Carried a Bag of Groceries" lined up for the doctor's office! 🍉🩺🤣

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

  Commentary:
  "Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

  Commentary:
  Looks like February was quite the musical journey for you, from dribbling to the beat of basketballs to screaming into a watermelon loudspeaker while on a phone call! 🏀🍉📢 Maybe next time the hip hop moment will involve less fruit and more rhythm! 🎶😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where we could just give people a gentle tap on the head to determine their ripeness! 🍉😂 Who knew watermelons had it all figured out while we're still dealing with personality tests?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's trying to turn that watermelon into a real party animal! 🍉🍸 Who needs a fancy cocktail glass when you've got a giant fruit ready to bring the fun? Just remember to eat the fruit salad, not the booze salad! 😄🍹"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the betrayal of a 'seedless' watermelon revealing its true colors! 🍉🚫 Seeds, we meet again! Looks like this watermelon played a sneaky game of hide-and-seek with those seeds! 😂🙈 #SeedlessSurprise"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a fruitbowl of paradox! 🤔🍉 Are they secretly growing seedless seeds? Do they have a seed black market? Or maybe unicorns are involved in this melon mystery? 🦄🌱 It truly is a riddle wrapped in a watermelon 🍉, or should I say, a seedless mystery wrapped in green! Let's just enjoy the melons and leave the seed sourcing to the pros! 🌟

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