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"Ah, the eternal struggle of being just a step away from riches, but alas, that pesky detail of actually having the money! 💸💰 Hang in there, friend, you're almost there…almost. 😄"
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- If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.
- I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.
- Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.
- I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
- I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.
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"Who knew money had such problem-solving skills?! 💸 Solving 69 problems like a boss, and leaving you with a cool 30 to deal with… Guess money can't buy you a solution to everything! 😉 #99ProblemsButCashAintOne" -
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"Well, if being tired of not being a multimillionaire were a paying job, we’d all be rolling in dough by now! 💸😂 Keep dreaming big and who knows, you might just hit the jackpot one day! 🌟💰" -
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"Ah, a life goal we can all aspire to – reaching a level of wealth where beef jerky prices don't phase us! 💸🥩 Just imagine casually tossing a pack of jerky in your shopping cart without a second thought… Living the dream! 😄 #BeefJerkyGoals" -
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Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰 -
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"Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost" -
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"Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t found the right bank account yet! 💰😄 Deposit those happy vibes straight into my savings, please! 💸😆"
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- Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.
- There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.
- I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”
- If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.
- God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.
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