82 Funny wealth quotes

• Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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• If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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• $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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• If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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• Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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• The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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• I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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  aspiration, cash, desire, dollars, grass, humor, i, million, money, need, touch, wealth

• Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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• All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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• Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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