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  • I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

    Commentary:
    “Well, if being tired of not being a multimillionaire were a paying job, we’d all be rolling in dough by now! 💸😂 Keep dreaming big and who knows, you might just hit the jackpot one day! 🌟💰”

  • I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, a life goal we can all aspire to – reaching a level of wealth where beef jerky prices don’t phase us! 💸🥩 Just imagine casually tossing a pack of jerky in your shopping cart without a second thought… Living the dream! 😄 #BeefJerkyGoals”

  • If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰

  • I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost”

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