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6 months ago
Share →: I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Commentary:
"Who needs social media for views when you can flaunt your running skills in a wedding dress? 👰🏃‍♂️ Forget about viral videos, this bride is all about going the extra mile – quite literally! 💪😂"
6 months ago
Share →: You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when the internet and landline phones had to battle it out for attention in households! 🕸️☎️ Talk about a power struggle between being connected online and being connected through a phone call. Imagine the chaos when someone wanted to Google something while someone else urgently needed to call grandma! 😂 #InternetNostalgia
6 months ago
Share →: The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Commentary:
"Move over, cheetahs! The real speed demons are the smartasses typing away online at lightning speed! 🏃💨💻 Who needs four legs when you have a keyboard and sarcasm on your side? 😂 #InternetSprinter"
6 months ago
Share →: A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Commentary:
Looks like the web developer is keen on expanding their search query optimization skills everywhere they go! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Meanwhile, the SEO expert is probably already eyeing up the bar's meta tags and keyword density for a potential improvement project. 🍻💻 Cheers to a night of optimizing and imbibing in equal measure! 🍹💻🚀
6 months ago
Share →: Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Commentary:
"Who needs a comb-over when you can have a web-over? 🕷️💇‍♂️ Just remember, with great receding hairlines comes great responsibility to rock that spider web tattoo! 😉 #BadHairDayGoneGood"
6 months ago
Share →: One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Commentary:
🕷️🥋 "Embarking on the journey to become a karate master is a sticky situation indeed! Just when you think it's all about kicks and chops, a sneaky spider web comes along to test your reflexes. Remember, the path to greatness may involve a few unexpected detours – and a lot of spider dance moves! 🕸️💥 #KarateStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling realm of the web: a place where we willingly invite strangers into our digital lives… What could possibly go wrong? 🙈 Just remember, not all followers are created equal – choose wisely! 😂🌐 #StrangerDanger"
6 months ago
Share →: My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Commentary:
Ah, the chaotic symphony of the modern mind! 🤯🎶 Just like a web browser with tabs galore, we navigate through the endless labyrinth of thoughts, with some frozen in confusion and a mysterious soundtrack playing in the background. 🕸️💭🎵 Embrace the pandemonium, for it is the soundtrack of creativity in full swing! 😅🎭 #MultitaskingMaster