30 Funny weight loss quotes

• I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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  3 weeks ago

  diet, food, frustration, health, humor, loss, lost, patience, strict, week, weight, weight loss

• Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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  3 weeks ago

  diet, fat, food, hibernate, humor, lifestyle, live, loss, new, plan, weight, weight loss

• Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, delicious, diet, food, house, humor, loss, unhealthy, unhealthy food, weight, weight loss

• This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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  3 weeks ago

  chance, diet, even, fast, fitness, humor, i, lose, loss, season, summer, time, weight, weight loss

• My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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  3 weeks ago

  diet, eating, hours, humor, journey, just, loss, meal, meals, three, time, weight, weight loss

• I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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  3 weeks ago

  calorie, fitness, frustration, humor, i, loss, rage, skinny, weight, weight loss, wish

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