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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

Just landed via Reddit:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Just landed via Slack:

Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Spotted on Facebook:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Shared recently on Threads:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Trending via WeChat:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Making waves on Twitch:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

63 Funny worry quotes

Funny worry quotes 😂 are like little nuggets of humor that turn your stress into giggles. 🌟 Whether you’re fretting about lost socks 🧦 or a missed bus 🚌, these witty quips remind you not to take life too seriously. They offer a cheeky twist on anxiety, proving that laughter is the best distraction from life’s little hiccups. So, let these lighthearted lines be your comedic companions on the rollercoaster of worry! 🎢😄

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29 shares on Twitch this month:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Just shared via Reddit:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

Freshly posted on X:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Live now on Reddit:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Shared recently on Instagram:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

Trending via WeChat:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Making waves on Pinterest:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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