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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Just landed via Discord:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Going viral on Discord:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Freshly posted on Discord:

How is it still this week?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Seen just now on Messenger:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Reported on Discord:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Just landed via Facebook:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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43 Funny worry quotes

Funny worry quotes 😂 are like little nuggets of humor that turn your stress into giggles. 🌟 Whether you’re fretting about lost socks 🧦 or a missed bus 🚌, these witty quips remind you not to take life too seriously. They offer a cheeky twist on anxiety, proving that laughter is the best distraction from life’s little hiccups. So, let these lighthearted lines be your comedic companions on the rollercoaster of worry! 🎢😄

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21 hours ago
Share →: Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the classic research tactic: Procrastination by Panic 📱😅📚
6 days ago
Share →: Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Commentary:
Just what we need, a T-Rex trying to swipe right on our problems 🦖📱😂
1 week ago
Share →: When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Commentary:
"When I bark at a dog, all I can think is: 'Did I just ask him to do my taxes?' 🐶🗂️❓"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Commentary:
"Relax, she's just in a deep battle with a 1000-piece jigsaw. 🧩 She'll text back once she finds the corner pieces! 😂📱"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Commentary:
"BRB, fighting imaginary dragons! 🐉💭🤣"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Commentary:
"AI might be smart, but it can't out-dumb the experts! 🤖😂 Ignorance: still a human-only feat! 🙌"
2 months ago
Share →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Commentary:
"Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert"
2 months ago
Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Commentary:
"Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"
2 months ago
Share →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Commentary:
"Finally, a problem I can check off the list! 😂👍 #StressFree"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂"

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Seen just now on Facebook:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Going viral on Messenger:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Trending via Instagram:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Breaking via Discord:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Just landed via Messenger:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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