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54 Funny worry quotes

Funny worry quotes πŸ˜‚ are like little nuggets of humor that turn your stress into giggles. 🌟 Whether you’re fretting about lost socks 🧦 or a missed bus 🚌, these witty quips remind you not to take life too seriously. They offer a cheeky twist on anxiety, proving that laughter is the best distraction from life’s little hiccups. So, let these lighthearted lines be your comedic companions on the rollercoaster of worry! πŸŽ’πŸ˜„

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

At therapy, saying β€œDon’t worry about it” to every question.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase β€œno worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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