Funny quotes worry

34 Funny worry quotes

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025