37 Funny worry quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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  Commentary:
  "Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a problem I can check off the list! 😂👍 #StressFree"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

  Commentary:
  Oops, so you drunk-texted your ex, huh? 🍷📱 Don't panic! Just channel your inner hacker and flood their inbox with Bitcoin ads like a pro! 💻💰 Who said alcohol and technology don't mix well? 🤣 #HackYourWayOutOfAWildNight

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of it all! 🐾🌿 Perhaps the wild animals have their own neighborhood watch program and are too busy critiquing your dance moves through the windows! Keep an eye out for nosy squirrels and judgmental raccoons! 🤣 #NeighborhoodDrama #WildlifeWednesday

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

  Commentary:
  "Don't fret! 🌟 The cavalry is on its way in the form of three mighty warriors: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! ⚔️ Brace yourselves for the impending arrival of the weekend heroes! 💥"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew worrying had such a high success rate? 🤔 Maybe I should worry more about winning the lottery! 💸😅 Watch out, universe, here comes my worry game strong! 🌟 #WorryChampion"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

  Commentary:
  "Don't fret, you're right on track in life! Just remember, it's all part of the grand plan of horrible choices 😅🤦‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between optimism and anxiety – it's like a never-ending debate between a carefree surfer and a cautious meteorologist. In this case, it seems Anxiety always has a well-prepared rebuttal ready to rain on Me's parade. It's like a comedy duo where Anxiety is the straight-faced realist and Me is the eternal optimist, setting the stage for some truly unexpected plot twists. Who knew that asking 'what can possibly go wrong' would end up being

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