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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

1 month ago

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

1 month ago

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

1 month ago

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

1 month ago

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

2 months ago

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

2 months ago

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

2 months ago

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

2 months ago

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

2 months ago

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

2 months ago

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

2 months ago

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

3 months ago

I keep my mind active by worrying.

3 months ago

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

3 months ago

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

3 months ago

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

3 months ago

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

3 months ago

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

3 months ago

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

3 months ago

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

3 months ago