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"Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting 'Ctrl + Z' on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄"

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Keep the laugh going 😂

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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