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"Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting 'Ctrl + Z' on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄"

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19 shares on Slack this month:

This sex could have been an email.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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