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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.