I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.