If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyon… Commentary:🌊🤿 "Forget the drama, I'm just here for synchronized swimming and mermaid auditions. Who's got the glitter tails?" 🧜✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on? If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever. The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that. I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island” We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.