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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb t…

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb t…

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"Remember, even in the spooky world of dating ghosts, always show some respect 👻🚫 Unless you're into haunting relationships, then go ahead and send a ghostly 'Boo!' 🎃😄 Just keep it ghostly chic, darling! 💁‍♂️💀"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, dating, dead, disturb, ghost, ghosts, humor, never, relationship, respect, someone on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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