Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Commentary:
"Remember, even in the spooky world of dating ghosts, always show some respect ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿšซ Unless you're into haunting relationships, then go ahead and send a ghostly 'Boo!' ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜„ Just keep it ghostly chic, darling! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’€"



Trending Funny Quotes ๐Ÿ‘‡

Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Funny Quotes Images

Updated

Users Online

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ has bookmarked:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

Actually, this email couldโ€™ve been a meeting. We couldโ€™ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone couldโ€™ve brought bagels.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ has bookmarked:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has bookmarked:

I respect perfume commercials being like we canโ€™t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡พ has viewed:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ has bookmarked:

If you canโ€™t handle me at my worst, then honestly, youโ€™re missing out because thatโ€™s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

ยฉ 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with โค๏ธ in Sydney โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด