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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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