If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! πŸ¦ƒπŸŽ Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? πŸ˜‚ #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"