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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.