I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.