It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.