Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!