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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.